Pale mistress

Posted by Jeff on July 29, 2009 under Humor |

O beautiful and pale mistress!

You tempt me

You push me to the very limits of my endurance.

Feeling you, cool and supple against my skin.

Tasting you, smooth against my lips.

My tongue moves over you in slightly salty ecstasy.

When my eyes fall upon you, I must take you

I strip you and in that moment I know I will regret what I do.

I do it anyway.

I need you that badly.

But damn, string cheese, you give me gas something wicked.

Stumble it!