Thoughts from the future

Posted by Jeff on July 3, 2009 under Fiction, Humor |

Today I have the honor of presenting you with an amazing scientific discovery. Surges of radiation were discovered bouncing off the Horsehead Nebula. Just this morning the surges were decoded as information we could read. They are the thoughts and ideas from the future, from a time when human beings have evolved past the needs of mortal bodies and have become creatures of energy and thought. The numbers before each entry are thought to be some advanced form of dates, though the system it is based on is unclear. While certain parts of speech become muddied without corporeal form, the messages are clear.

Enjoy the majesty of this peek into where humanity is headed.

244762

Bellax has invited one to the outer rings of the Sunset System. There it and one shall attent to 3 x 10¹⁰ Hz and 3 x 10¹⁷ Hz. The event is supposed to be an exquisite display of energies. One is sublimely enthused about this schedule.

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The event was amazing. Bellax makes an excellent companion. One can not get over how good it looked glowing in the upper spectrum of the rings. It also has the most beautiful curls of abstract thought that one has ever seen in one’s existence. One hopes to see it again soon.

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One has tried contacting Bellax several times. It claims it never receives one’s pulses. Once it did answer but the conversation was short, awkward. It made small talk briefly and said it had to end transmission. Current emotion is disappointed.

249050

Elation! Bellax finally had a transmission with one lasting longer than 221! It suggested that it and one transmit cloud-to-cloud. One suggested another trip to the Sunset System. Bellax said that it was thinking of someplace busier, where other beings may be. One is confused but excited for another date!

250112

One hates one’s existence.

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Retraction! One hates Bellax’s existence! It thinks it is the greatest being in the multiverse, but it is wrong. One has seen the multiverse and there are plenty of beings far superior! It thinks it is so attractive, with its stupid curls of abstract thought and glittering spheres of memory. One does not need Bellax. One is happy alone! Current emotion is furious.

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Paklin probed into my system today. It says one should not be so down about Bellax. One is not thinking about Bellax, one is enjoying time as single.

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One is so lonely.

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Saw Bellax at Raoen Vertex today. It looked so beautiful. It was with a younger being, with slimmer planes of theoretic reasoning. Bellax should be ashamed of itself, it’s companion could not have been older than 77320!

In other news, one joined a gymnoversity today.

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Bellax pulsed today. It said it enjoyed seeing one at the Vertex, and that it and one should get together. It said it likes one, just not in a joined-in-a-dual-mind way.

Bellax is a dickhead.

Stumble it!